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Matt Stone and Trey Parker, The creaters of South Park South Park is a product of Comedy Central, Matt Stone, and Trey Parker. All of the images and sounds were created by them. All the characters and episodes were created by the talented crew at Comedy Central. The purpose of this site is to educate and inform people of South Park and what it represents. I take absolutly no credit for the show itself, I just take credit for making a kick ass web site... :)
I'm sure everyone is now familiar with the new hit show South Park. Well if you have never heard of it, then watch it. Here in Perth it comes on at 9:30pm (on Monday). If you live in on the other side of the border in Oz(Australia), I'm not too sure, but I think it comes on late Wednesday nights on Comedy Central. If you get offended easily and think of yourself as a wussie or the delicate type, then you shouldn't even waste your time with this page or the show in general. For those of you that want to see some funny cartoons that make you say "UH SICK", then watch the show.

This sight was created by Paul. And of course you all know that I kick serious ASS!! Oh yeah! And If you come here, consider yourself cool!



 		South Park, the hit TV show.
Meet the Characters
Stan Marsh
Stan is the do-gooder of the group of four maniac year three boys. Some of Stans Lines are "Oh my god they killed Kenny!!" And then Kyle says, "You Bastards!"
On the Bus
For example. "That Fat Bitch won't let us."
Mrs Crabtree "WHAT DID YOU SAY!!" "Uh, I said Rabbits eat lettuce." Stan says. "Oh, well yes they do." When fighting He says "BUTTPIPE!!" or he says to Cartman "Your Mom is on the front of Crack Whore magazine"

Kyle Brofloski
Kyle is the jewish kid who gets teased by Cartman all the time. Some of his sayings are, When Stan says "Oh my god they killed Kenny." Then Kyle says. "You Bastards!" When fighting with Eric he would often say,"ASSMASTER!!" or "ASSRAMMER!!"

Eric Cartman
Cartman is the Fat racist kid in the group. The only reason Kyle Stan and Kenny hang with him is because he teases Pip, the little english loner. Cartman is always being teased about his weight. And whenever they teased him he would say "Im not fat Im just big boned." when his cat says "Meow" He'd say"No kitty this is my pot pie, no kitty, no kitty THATS A BAD KITTY!!"

Kenny Mckormick
Kenny is the poor boy of the group. Kennys Dad is an alcoholic. Kenny is teased by cartman. At the beginning of the show kenny says"HHMHMMHMHHHMHMHMHM" translation: " I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas." Kenny is a rude boy he tells Stan, Kyle and Cartman what most words mean. Kenny learns slang from his parents who are always fighting. Below you will find The Translation of what kenny says: I can't assure my mistakes or spelling or even what Kenny's saying, but I'm
pretty damn close. What Kenny says is recommended for mature readers. But remember, it's just
recommended.

This was made for people who wanted to know "What the hell is Kenny saying"?

Here is what I know
Theme Song "I like Girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big
vaginas " The theme was written with the lines in an opposite order,
but this is how they were said.

TV commercial
Kyle:This program is brought to you by 'Magic, the gathering'
Kenny:'That sounds fucking gay'.
I am 100% sure of this.

Jay Leno Special it's made of silicon!"

Cartman gets an anal probe. dick that goes in vagina" says 'Maybe you can touch her pussy" and says "No, I, I'm all right. Ahhhh!" fine. Ah!"

Weightgain 4000 Says "Is your penis big?" says "Look at the size of his boobs!" says "Oh no"

The Volcano says, 'Maybe she can suck my dick!"*** to the volcano. smells, and Kenny says "Kinda like a vagina." "Hey guys, what's up?"
Big gay Al's Big gay Boat ride and says "Oh my god I think he's gay!" or "oh my god".dog's fucking guys" fucking in the ass."

An Elephant makes Love to a Pig to Garrison and he told me they're like the same." by a girl, Kenny say "Or are you gonna feather your hair?" can use family love as a weapon against Shelley. The next time she's gonna
kick your ass, just tell her, "Shelley, you're my sister, and I love you."
Kenny says "And I want to take off your bra." says "A big mutant Stan?!?" "Oh my God! What is he doin'?"

Death his hand and say "I have to go poo." Kenny says "No no! I gotta gotta..." "Oh my God!" "Well what I think, basically, if you let the decision of what you watch to
be under the parent's control, television sucks. Television sucks because
parents get offended mmmmmmmmmmmm a baby sitter for their kids."
(the mmmmmm is because It is unclear what he's saying)

Halloween
The only time Kenny says something is when he comes back from his grave, and
it's either between him saying something or just laughing. You be the judge.
Here's what he says:"Heeeyyy, I'm back, ahh."
When Cartman is Hitler, I will find out what he's saying in German from a
German friend of mine. Starvin' Marvin. nuts to your pee pee." Kyle and Kenny all say "Cool!"
Mr. Hanky miracle!" thing I have ever fucking seen!" says "huh?". is), the words "The End" pop up and Kenny screams "Woo-hoo-hoo!"

Damien
Due to the fact that Kenny was a duckbilled platypus, he only said one thing.
After Stan says to Damien about Kenny talking about his mom being an ugly
scank Kenny says "Yeah, she looks like a fucking dog."
Also when Damien calls Satan, Satan is speaking latin. Rectuse, Domenius is
"Ass Master" or in real form "Rectum Dominate"

Tom's Rhinoplasty I want to get a piece of her!" says "Yeah, they can always finger their pussy". did you stick it in Miss Ellen's loose vagina?" I'm not sure "Loose" is the
right word, but I'm damn close.

Mecha Streisand marbles to go with the carrot stick."

Cartman's Mom is a dirty slut
This episode was as hard as Cartman gets an anal probe. Here's my best estimates. a fat kid, he can't make it." he doing with the animals and tea?"*** ,shit, ect." dies.

Cartman finds his father Making me walk though the mother fuckin sewers?" "I'll fucking do it".

Ike's Bris
Chicken Lover "Hey Cartman". "Yeah yeah yeah!"
Conjointed Fetus lady couple of times.
The Mexican staring frog dick"*** teach those stupid mother fuckers!"

Flashbacks were chased by death? I remember it was a looonng time ago and death came on
a tricycle and ran us down." take that and that, and that!" ect... situation!" After being taken by the big scary monster, Kenny screams and says
"Hey guys he's taken..." and it fades off
Summer sucks
Chef's salty chocolate balls says "Yeah cause you allways puke on her"*** fucking fat that sometimes it takes up a whole room."

Chicken Pox"But mom, I'm fucking sick!"shouldn't have any rats when we put the fucking ceiling in."

Robert Ebert should lay off the fatty foodsthat's the way to fuck". This was really hard. I'm not too sure, but listen
for yourself.
Clubhouses"Well why the fuck do I have to do everything when you stand around..." and
then Kenny's cut out by Cartman saying he's the worker.dick"depressed voice, "Yes sir". 5.As Kenny and Cartman talk about Endor
Clubhouse, Kenny says "Uh-huh""Why do I have to go find the chicks?"
Cow dayfucking food stamps and how am I going to eat with out these food stamps".Cartman!"says "I don't know, I can't find em'"going in that ring...ahh!"

Chef Aid
***=My best guess

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